| Hello, all. I'm Nathan. Haha! I'm such a geekwad in that picture! But I still love those big fake glasses! <3 I like to act hella weird and joke around. I have a lot of friends and love them all to death. I have best friends who I couldn't live without, friends that I'd miss, but be fine leaving, people that I don't really like but still talk and be nice to because I don't want to be a total douche, and people that I want to die of ghonerreah and spend an eternity burning in the flaming canyons of Hell. I'm not perfect. In fact, I'm far from it. I eat when I'm bored. I laugh at the same parts of movies I've seen fifty thousand times. I always cry at the end of The Grinch (both versions) when the Grinch's heart gets three sizes to big or whatever and Charlotte's Web (also both versions) when Charlotte dies. I often feel older than I actually am and, when I don't know all the lyrics to a song, I just make something random up to fill in the blank spots. I cuss too much and often say the wrong things at the wrong times. I hate the heat, which makes living in Arizona a living Hell for me. I like it when it's rainy, cloudy, windy, and cold. When I get old enough I want to move up to Wisconsin where it rarely gets above eighty. I wear black a lot. I don't like surprises. I like it when things are predictable. That's why I have conflicting emotions about school. I like it because of the predictability of the class schedules, but I detest it because the grades are out of my hands. I don't like surprises, I'm down right scared of surprises. I like to have control. I like to watch the same movies over a thousand times because I like knowing how things are going to end. I like to draw, to read, and to write. I like to write poetry, most of my poetry is pretty emo. Whenever I try to write a cheerful poem it always sounds forced and fake. I think sad poems are more honest, more vulnerable, and more beautiful. I don't write unless I have inspiration, if I write just because I have nothing to do or just to write, then the poems always suck. I get scared easily--I mean very easily--but I like getting scared and I like scary movies. I am a masochist. One time I stuck my arm up in the air and got it whacked with the ceiling fan and I liked it... There was a lot of blood... I still liked it... My favorite color varies daily, as does my favorite song, band/ singer, and food. Sometimes, just for the hell of it, I'll start talking like a Smerf. I'll say something like: "Holy Smerfin' crap! Did you see that dog Smerfing that cat? Oh, my Smerfing God!" There is one thing that I positively detest more than anything else on the face of the Earth: fangirls. Fangirls don't just kill something, they brutally beat it to death and then rape the corpse. I believe that Dr. Seuss was a visionary and a genius. Sometimes I'll make up words that I don't know or they don't have in the English language. Like, I made up the word nganon, which is kind of like a poison that each person has about them that slowly wears off on others. There's also quequeg, which means "wave-like". Sometimes, when I get really bored, I'll stare up at the ceiling in my room and find shapes in the bumpies in it. So far, I've found a dinosaur, the number forty-five, a train engine, and a human toe... I think that the whole concept of life is retarded. I think it's stupid to make such an effort at life when it'll be over and won't matter once you're gone. Something else that I think is stupid is love. I don't believe in love, I believe in sugar-coated lust. I think that the whole concept of love was invented by fiction writers and is now being abused by corporate dildos so that a woman can feel wanted, a guy can get his jolly and then dump said woman for the next Barbie Doll that walks by. That one Axe commercial where the guy turns into a chocolate man really freaks me out. Oh, yeah, every Wednesday at approximately 2:30 PM I turn all the lights off in my room, huddle in the corner and assume the fetal position, and cry until someone comes in, gives me a hug, tells me they love me, and gives me a chocolate chip cookie. I think that "bisexual" is a weird word. It sounds like you have to buy sex. Or it could be one of those single-celled organisms that you study in biology class. "Class, today we're going to study the life-cycle of the eleven-tentacled bisexual." "Ooh! I thought they were extinct?" I think that bananas are the most erotic foods ever and whoever came up with Blowpops is a perverted pedophile. I hate people who use gay and queer as as insult. There was a time when "gay" meant "happy" and "queer" meant "strange". I think that they should just use "stupid" or make up their own word... I don't plan well... I scheme. And when one of schemes works out I laugh and shout, "Dance, puppets! Dance!" I don't believe in fate. I believe in coincidence. I don't believe in destiny. I believe in making your own path in life. I don't believe in karma. I believe in justice and revenge. I luffs muffins! Muffins are not picky, but they are tasty and powerful! All hail the muffins! I miss kindergarten where all you had to be was yourself and you'd be liked. Sometimes I scream at my snake to get a job even though I don't even have one... I am a teenager who likes Pokemon. But there's something that scares me about the Pokemon games. Have you ever noticed that there's an exclamation point after everything that someone says in the games? Yeah, that totally freaks me out. The Kool-Aid guy is a pedophile! Think about it. He lures children away from their parents with the promise of sweet, tasty liquids and when he gets them he goes "Oh, yeah!" I think that Spongebob and Patrick are the cutest gay couple ever. Sometimes I get mad because I can't see my forehead with a mirror. Sometimes I get a random feeling of vertigo. I'll just be standing there and I'll feel all dizzy. I'm scared of the dark a little bit. I don't call people by Mr, Mrs, Ms, or Miss. If they're my friends' parents I'll just call them by their first name. If they're teachers I'll just call them by their last name. Whenever I'm feeling bad, I just remember this: That I was once the fastest sperm out of millions. I hate it when famous people think they can do whatever they want just because they're famous. I am absolutely terrified of heights. I know the truth about E.T.. Truth was, ET phoned home but no one answered. They had caller ID... Apparently he wasn't actually "lost"... This is for all you cat-owners out there: If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? What if the Hokey Pokey really was what it's all about? I'm ashamed of what I'd do for a Klondike bar. Popcorn makes me gag, and not in the good way. I believe good and evil are ways of identifying what people do, not who they are. There are some people--no one on here--that just the mention of them scratches my inner chalkboard. Sometimes I get really happy. I mean Santa-Claus-at-Disney-Land-getting-laid-while-on-Prozac happy. I'm not very good with advice, but I'm really good with sarcastic comments. If there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask. More to come if I think of anything... |
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The Living DeadShadows tearing at my flesh Voices shrieking in my ear Another day, another lie Things are not what they appearThe Living Dead
Silent screams fill my throat Of rage and pain, on all I choke There's so much left to endure Just another tortured provoke
Am I alive? It must be so Death is bliss Not another blow
Open wounds Face the light Filled with salt But long for night
Where the living dead Can rest in peace And wait their turn For the pain to cease
And with these others Is where I lay Hoping
by ~TheFallenForgotten
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I so agree!
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I hide behind a mask of humanity...
So no one will notice the insanity...
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i'm not afraid to die. but i'm afraid to dry./
"Je ne suis pas d’accord avec ce que vous dites, mais je me
battrai jusqu’? la mort pour que vous ayez le droit de le dire"
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Signing off, Kira Ani McGrath
"Surely faith is being certain of all we hope for..."
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if 360 achievements popped up in real life..
*I try to sneak out of house*
*loud ping*
congratulations! skipping homework to sneak to movies achievement unlocked!
mom: dammit Cris! trying to sneak out again!?
me: curse you ninja mom! how did you know!?
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I hide behind a mask of humanity...
So no one will notice the insanity...
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if 360 achievements popped up in real life..
*I try to sneak out of house*
*loud ping*
congratulations! skipping homework to sneak to movies achievement unlocked!
mom: dammit Cris! trying to sneak out again!?
me: curse you ninja mom! how did you know!?
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I hide behind a mask of humanity...
So no one will notice the insanity...
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